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Secretary Hoes Review

Reviewed: 2007-08-17
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Our Rating: 80/100

Quality of Content: 21/25

Purchase Value: 14/20

Leased/Own Content: 15/15

Update Frequency: 7/10

Content Variety: 7/10

Tour Promises/Reality: 5/5

Originality: 8/10

Navigation: 3/5

Images: yes

Live Shows / Chat: no

Streaming Video: no

Downloadable Video: yes

User Rating For SecretaryHoes

User Rating: 53/100 - based on 113 votes.

Price & Payment Options



Standard price: $1.83 (3 days, recurring at $25.83 / 30days)

30 Days


Standard price: $25.83 (30 days, recurring at $25.83 / 30 days)

1 Year


Standard price: $88.83 (365 days, non recurring)

Tour Promises promises sleazy secretaries in hardcore action, full-length videos and bonus sites.

My Opinion About SecretaryHoes

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I remember the days when I used to work in cubicle land, and while I am mucho thankful that those days are long gone, I sort of miss all those office fantasies of my sexy and youthful assistant and even sometimes (depending where I worked) of being taken advantage of by my older and more experienced boss. What I love about the concept of Secretary Hoes is that it makes me remember all of those cool fantasies I once had, and being a writer and working on my own, can no longer indulge in.

The thing about SecretaryHoes as a site is that there are many more sexy ladies to drool over than perhaps a person might get in their office and out in the real world. However, office babes aren't the only kinds of sluts begging to be fucked here. When you first login, you'll find yourself privy to the PrivatePornPass where you'll happily realize that your membership comes with total of seven sites including SpermBlasters, LikeLegs, Over18Under21, SloppyGaggers, AsianChicksWhiteDicks and VixenX. There are also some video-feed sites, but this is a secondary or perhaps not even a consideration when trying to determine whether to become a member.

Navigating from the entrance page is simplistic, and you need only click the site banner to be transported into the wickedly naughty wonderland of horny office babes. Episodes are listed in thumbnails on the new page, yet there were a couple of browse issues. Everything is listed in thumbnails, and there isn't a menu separating the photos from the videos. Also, some movies were split into two parts, although there should have been one link/thumbnail per episode instead of two in my opinion. However, it's not as if you will be confused, since the site only has nine videos and five sets of photos.

With the lack of content, one really has to wonder how on earth the site could ask for the admission fee that they do. However, I also realize that content only began to appear in March 2007. There is an average of one update a week, but the site needs some time to grow and the membership fee also covers all the bonuses.

Since none of us can be impressed with the amount at this time, perhaps there's something else to look forward to on this site. The photos, which I always consider more of a teasing preview to the movies, come in sets with approximately 50 images. You can view them in a slideshow, although a zip download would be a good time-saving addition for those who want to download the pictures. Each set begins with a babe dressed in office-appropriate clothes, which a hoe slowly and methodically removes through the pictorial until she's faced with a raging hard-on that's ready to feel out her talents for getting the job done. The 1152x768 pics are polished and crisp and the angles and scenes captured are exciting, and I especially appreciated the different and 'real' office and boardroom locations. Sometimes I get upset that the locations are fake office fronts, but it's obvious that these pictures are taken in a real office setting.

Alektra was a particularly hot, brunette hoe, although it looks as if all these secretaries are quite bangable. The films are available in clips or in full 1320Kbps 480x360 .wmv and 1400Kbps .mpg formats. The clip files are relatively small, so most connections (barring dial-up) will handle them with ease. Full files will require a little bit of waiting, but I found they were fairly quick on my broadband. The film I watched immediately slipped into the action of a secretary feeling herself up before her boss comes in demanding things. Of course, finding her in a frenzy already, he soon forgets what he's yelling about and simply takes her. All the movies have a fantasy lead-in with secretaries like this one working on their pussy or their computes before taking note of the cock before them and riding it with their mouths and twats until the explosive end. The hardcore is great, especially if you enjoy fucking on office desks and chairs and the clarity of the video is fantastic.

Final Verdict

On its own and at this point, there's definitely not enough content to make a trip to the SecretaryHoes' office worth getting up in the morning. However, considering the quality and various skills of these sluts, I think in time you'll want to keep coming back for more. There are a few issues I had with the navigation, but they weren't so major as to get a thumbs down. All in all, the Secretary Hoes are sweet as sugar and raunchy enough to get your motor running - the site just needs room to grow.

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Sites included with membership to SecretaryHoes

Membership to SecretaryHoes includes access to a number of additional paysites - see below.
Note : The list contains only sites we have already reviewed, more sites can be included in the deal.

Date Site Name Description Rating
2007-08-17SpermBlastersAmateurs open mouths for juicy loads of jizz.83
2007-08-17Over18Under21Barely legal babes show-off their slutty talents.81
2007-08-17SecretaryHoesSlutty secretaries prove they can get the job done.80
2007-08-17VixenXChicks with toys go downtown on their own pussies.79
2007-08-17AsianChicksWhiteDicksAsian amateurs and porn stars insatiably eat white dick.76
2007-08-17LikeLegsSingle babes worship their own legs.75

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Average score on other review sites : 67/100

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